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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about fleeting boners They cum and they go"
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"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""
"My poop likes rap music It's down with OP pee."
"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"
"[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice"
"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."
"What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan? The Twin Towers."
"Recently reconciled with my brother after a long conflict. I apologised for slashing his tires, and he regretted breaking some of my home appliances. But hey, it's all water under the fridge now."
"I said goodbye to everyone at a party and then mistakenly walked into a closet and was too embarrassed to walk back out so I live here now."
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."