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Joke of the Day
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."
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"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"
"What's a hard drive's favorite band? Data Remember"
"My cats are named Ra and Isis. In ancient Egypt, they would have been gods."
"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."
"IRISH EATS ITALIAN Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath."
"Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ""Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse"". ""Ssh!"" hisses the other ""It's not till next week""."
"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"