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Joke of the Day
"What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan? The Twin Towers."
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"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"
"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."
"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."
"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""
"Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?"
"Straight people... are fucking pussies."
"so i was walking down the street and this homeless guy was like ""hey! give me ten dollars."" and i was like ""got change for $100"""
"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."