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Joke of the Day
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
Next Joke
"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."
"You can't have your status and like it too."
"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."
"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."
"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."
"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"
"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"
"My girlfriend is like a goddess... My friends and family don't believe she exists."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"