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Joke of the Day

"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."

"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"I quit drinking & people laughed at me. Now the iPhone 7 is here and I get to sell a clean & pure Liver. The joke is now on them."

"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, ""No I'm traveling light."""

"If you don't have a bucket list, then put ""make bucket list"" on your ""To Do"" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?"

"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"

"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"