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Joke of the Day

"I said goodbye to everyone at a party and then mistakenly walked into a closet and was too embarrassed to walk back out so I live here now."

"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."

"I don't always roll a joint... ...but when I do, it's an ankle."

"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"

"Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do."

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."

"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."

"The only ones awake 3am are the lonely & the loved. And also the sick who have to take antibiotics & pain killers."

"How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt"

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."