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Joke of the Day
"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic girl that developed bulimia? She ate a big meal then went to the bathroom and stuck her thumb up her ass."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !"
"Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he's a Fungi!"
"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."
"Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners? The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It's not hard"
"I have a confession too Oprah. For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts."