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Joke of the Day

"I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life too. The theme song should still be ""You got a friend in me""."

"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."

"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."

"I recently got a job circumcising elephants the pay is terrible but the TIPS ARE HUGE!"

"One step forward for cancer research, two steps back for women getting men to go down on them. Thanks, Michael Douglas"

"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""

"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."

"I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can't even afford A washer or a dryer"

"Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death? The casting agent took the porn's title literally."

"No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. This is potato water."