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Joke of the Day
"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."
Next Joke
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."
"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."
"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"
"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"
"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."
"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect."