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Joke of the Day

"I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can't even afford A washer or a dryer"

"Why do fat girls give great head? Because they have to"

"How good are the showers at Auschwitz? They're to die for."

"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."

"I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7"

"I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"I made my wife chuckle with this joke Now she's back to being Barbara."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... And the 2nd guy goes, ""I didn't see it either."""

"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."