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Joke of the Day
"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""
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"You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'"
"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."
"I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check."
"Why can't you shop in the UAE? There's nothing Dubai."
"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."
"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"
"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"
"What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball? Golbat."