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Joke of the Day
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
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"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."
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"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"
"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."
"So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs... Now they're a Pythagorean cripple."
"Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable."
"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"
"Hey I got your text but then I died, I'll probably like resurrect when we accidentally run into each other though"
"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""