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Joke of the Day
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
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"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""
"fire the chauffeur! Wife: ""I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."" Husband: ""Dear, lets give him another chance."""
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."
"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."
"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"
"There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids. So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed"
"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"
"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""
"Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living"