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Joke of the Day
"Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death? The casting agent took the porn's title literally."
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"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."
"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"
"What does pubic hair and celery have in common? Just move it to the side and keep eating."
"What did the first stop light say to the second stop light? Don't look I'm changing"
"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."
"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"
"Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing"
"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"
"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."