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Joke of the Day
"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."
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"Has anybody ever seen the Grapefruit technique video? I heard it was directed by Phil Atio."
"A guy walks into a burn ward... and he says ""hey, you with the face!"""
"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"
"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."
"Barack Obama has a long one, George Bush has a short one, Lorde doesn't have one and Pope Francis doesn't use his... Last names. What were you expecting?"
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"
"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"
"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."