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Joke of the Day

"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."

"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"

"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."

"Girlfriends are like phone apps They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well."

"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome... At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "

"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"