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Joke of the Day
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
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"A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like ""Does it really fire babies?"" & ""Have you seen my son Jeff?"""
"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My dad died that day. Isn't it good that he was doing what he loved most - flying planes."
"My Roommate wanted me to play the popular game Fuck, Marry, Kill... But now I am confused. What should I do with my husband's dead body?"
"How do you answer the question ""What's new?"" without sighing really loudly first?"
"Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)"
"How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?"
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."
"My new job has me up at 1 AM every morning in my front yard with a glass of water and a paintbrush. It doesn't really pay much but I make dew."