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Joke of the Day
"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"
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"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"
"Some ppl are like, bury me and plant a tree so I live on in nature and I'm like, same but plant potatoes so I can live on in french fries"
"Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) ."
"[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] ""Gordon needs me, the city needs me."" [Robin waving flashlight around] ""Oh wow look they need me too."""
"What kind of baby appears when an Eskimo and a Japanese person have sex? Ugg Li"
"There are only two types of news: Real news and faux news."
"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."
"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish."
"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."