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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"

"A Magician was driving down the street. Then he turn into a driveway."

"Why can't you have two Apple watches? Because then it would be a pair (pear)!"

"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"

"What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking (punchline in comments)"

"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"

"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."

"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."

"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."

"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"