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Joke of the Day
"Has anybody ever seen the Grapefruit technique video? I heard it was directed by Phil Atio."
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"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist."
"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "
"Leonardo DiCaprio set to play a Long John Silver in his next role. Having previous experience with spending most of his years searching for gold."
"You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers."
"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""
"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer"
"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."
"My husband went camping w/ his buddies. He packed a hatchet, 2 liters of Jack & a 3yo's Hello Kitty sleeping bag. He's gonna die out there."