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Joke of the Day
"John Deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind."
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"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"
"My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors."
"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."
"my friend told me onions are the only food that make you cry.. so I smacked him in the face with a watermelon. <_<"
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free."
"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."
"I tried to use ""MyDick"" as my Netflix password... ...Netflix told me ""not long enough."""
"What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? The both had an outstanding balance."
"Am I capable of premeditated murder? Your honor, I've been planning my cheat day for two weeks."