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Joke of the Day
"John Deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind."
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"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."
"she wants the D (director's cut)"
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Wrong size. Should have bought from Zappos. (Note: original story reference here - it wasn't Hemingway: http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/babyshoes.asp)"
"What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to."
"why do nice girls always go for the assholes? I don't even like pegging."
"Where does beef come from? Cowschwitz."
"The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media."
"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"
"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"