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Joke of the Day
"I tried to use ""MyDick"" as my Netflix password... ...Netflix told me ""not long enough."""
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"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"
"I saw Denzel Washington on the street today. I said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel Washington you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."
"To neigh or not to neigh... That is equestrian."
"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"
"The sooner one of you ladies takes one for the team' and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!"
"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."
"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."
"What is a black belt's favorite beverage? Kara-tea."
"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"