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Joke of the Day

"My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors."

"Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment? The Taxi Dermist."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."

"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"

"What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take? Vitamin ""D""."

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."

"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."