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Joke of the Day
"Am I capable of premeditated murder? Your honor, I've been planning my cheat day for two weeks."
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK"
"WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF"
"What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)"
"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy? Because the Mummy's always saying, ""I'll be in the crypt tonight."""
"What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy? [removed]"
"I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia"