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Joke of the Day

"my friend told me onions are the only food that make you cry.. so I smacked him in the face with a watermelon. <_<"

"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""

"Q: What has fifty legs but still can't walk? A: Half a centipede."

"bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."""

"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"

"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."

"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"

"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""