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Joke of the Day
"What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? The both had an outstanding balance."
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"One thing you should always look for in a woman. A pulse."
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"What did the chronic masturbator say to his ex-girlfriend? I'm nuttin' without you."
"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"
"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"