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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free."
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"You guys hear about the gay midget? ya, he finally came out of the cupboard."
"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."
"Some people just need a high-five. in the face... with a chair... twice."
"One time I described myself as ""laid back"" and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean"
"Me: Screw you, Tuesday! Tuesday: I have a boyfriend."
"I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!"
"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"
"Today is full of possibilities and I have a strong feeling none of them are mine."
"""Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"" Me: ""Sometimes?"" ""Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"" Me: ""Always."""