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Joke of the Day

"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"

"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"

"Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday."

"What body part never seems to win? The feet."

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."