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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."
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"Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town."
"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"
"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
"[Racist] What does a black women do after having a water birth? Flush the toilet."
"Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because people might think they're dancing."
"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"
"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."
"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"
"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."