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Joke of the Day
"What body part never seems to win? The feet."
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"Barista: ""Welcome to Starbucks!"" Me: ""Large coffee please."" B: ""It's venti!"" Me: ""Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."""
"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."
"What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"What's funnier than a crying baby? A dead baby."
"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."
"i bet the first guy to say ""smooth as a babies bottom"" wasnt the most respected man in the community"
"Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin. ps. Please send more."
"Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you'll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay"
"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"