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Joke of the Day
"What body part never seems to win? The feet."
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"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."
"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."
"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"
"Studies show [NSFW] Studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"
"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"
"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"