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Joke of the Day

"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"

"What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !"

"[NSFW] What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts"

"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."

"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."

"Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact. One of us got cold feet."

"My father had cancer and he had only 3 months to live. By the end, he ended up surprising everyone. He died in one month."

"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."

"School is like a boner It's long and hard, unless you're Asian."

"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"