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Joke of the Day

"Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price."

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."

"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."

"Where do weeaboos holiday? Kawaii"

"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"

"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."

"Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?"

"ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery"

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"