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Joke of the Day

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."

"They won't give me insurance on my phones anymore, but yet they don't make phones that survive being thrown against walls? It's nonsense..."

"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."

"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."

"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."

"What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality? An alter eagle!"

"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Ha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"