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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality? An alter eagle!"
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"Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark? Professional courtesy."
"nothing sexier than a Subway Sandwich Artist spreading tuna salad with an ice cream scoop"
"What do u call a girl having no boyfriend?"
"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."
"The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it."
"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."
"Recently I'm having a lot of bad dates! I've to try grapes now!"
"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"
"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"