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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"

"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."

"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."

"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."

"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"

"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."

"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."

"Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are worth a polar bear."

"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"