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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."

"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."

"Vegan pizza.... is basically just the box."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"The Internet manages to show how far Homo Sapeins have come while simultaneously showing how far they haven't."

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."

"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"

"Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D"

"I sleep with all my cupboards opened so that when i bump into them while sleep walking im woken up abruptly"