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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."
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"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."
"Two snakes meet in the jungle... Two snakes meet in the jungle. One asks the other: ""Are we poisonous?? "" The other says: ""Why do you ask?"" The first replys: ""I just bit my tongue..."""
"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"
"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."
"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."
"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."