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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Ha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."
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"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""
"Doctor doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks."
"I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself... Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin."
"If you traded your windowless van for an ice cream truck or a big red sleigh you would triple your child kidnappings."
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? You're a-peein!"
"For Sale Russian dolls - buy one get six free."
"Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"