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Joke of the Day

"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."

"Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me."

"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."

"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."

"I want to be the reason you pee in six different directions every morning."

"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"Mexican Word - Bishop My wife fall down and I have to pick the bishop"

"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."

"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."