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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."

"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."

"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."

"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"

"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."

"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"

"Apple vs Windows If apple made a car would it have windows?"

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"Soo.... baltimore. Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill."