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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."
Next Joke
"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."
"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""
"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."
"I was asked to leave the PTA because they don't consider what I do parenting."
"Instead of yelling ""Hello?"" when u think a murderer's in your home, say ""Goodbye"" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving"
"whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop an onion"
"Don't you just love whiteboards? They're remarkable."
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"
"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"