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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."
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"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."
"Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability, and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer."
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American."
"I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow."
"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
"Another shitty joke Don't mistake me for a fool! I'm just a half."