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Joke of the Day
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."
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"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"
"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"
"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"
"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""
"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."
"They should invent an alarm clock that if you hit the snooze button more than 3 times it automatically calls in sick for you."
"When my wife and I married we both agreed we would never go to sleep angry. Neither of us has slept in 16 years."
"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."
"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."