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Joke of the Day

"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"

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"I couldn't be trusted with a time machine. I'd get killed going back and testing whether or not Velociraptors really could open doors."
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"There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?"
"Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection? ...because curiosty killed the cat"
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"Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone? Doodoo doodoo"
"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"
"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""
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