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Joke of the Day
"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."
Next Joke
"When someone says ""but i thought..."" in defense Well, a guy thought that shit is a sugar so he shat into his cofee. How did that help him, hm? Props to my dad for this one."
"So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"
"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"My doctor diagnosed me with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. I feel like I'm always coming and going."
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"I found a girl with 12 tits... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."