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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""

"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!"

"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"

"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"

"*accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*"

"What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg? Alright."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 15 cents."

"What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles."

"That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours."