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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"
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"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"
"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""
"Stop looking at row numbers in first class. That's not where you sit."
"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"
"I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery."
"A kid asks his father a question. ""Dad where is the clitoris?"" The Father responds with, ""You should have asked me that last night, because I had the answer on the tip of my tongue."""
"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."
"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"