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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
Next Joke
"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!"
"I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. ""You'll die too,"" I say. ""9 lives,"" my cat whispers, lighting a match."
"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."
"I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. I told him it's growing on me."
"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"
"So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?"