210845
Joke of the Day
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
Next Joke
"I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie"
"Donald Trump becomes the new president. Yeah that's it."
"What's the most emotional computer you can buy? A Dell."
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""
"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"
"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."
"Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe? Willem DaFriend."
"You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley."
"A police man pulls over a car in the middle of the night ""Sir, do you realise how badly your car was swerving between lanes?"" ""I've had 8 drinks, officer."" ""That's no excuse to let your wife drive..."""