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Joke of the Day

"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"

"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"

"Growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now that I'm old, I've realised I should have been more specific."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs. Bartender: What's with the steering wheel? Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""

"Lost both my arms in an accident. The whole incident left me utterly humerless."

"What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm..."

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. ""Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."""