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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."
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"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"
"I have to hand it to Trump He's the only man to win an argument with a women"
"[2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] ""chief, something has brought the boys to the yard"" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT"
"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""
"What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal"
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator.... but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced"
"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."
"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "
"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."