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Joke of the Day
"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"
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"Why do seagulls fly by the sea? If they flew by the bay, they'd be Bayguls!"
"""*RING**RING* in the middle Of night! ""Hello?"" ""Hey man are you home?"" ""No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."""
". No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart."
"I like my whiskey like I like my women... Underage and sexy."
"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."
"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"
"Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!"
"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""